Expert Ed Frawley's Evidence

Saturday February 9, 2008

BIG COMPUTER BUST: Three generations of FBI agents have devoted their entire careers - over a million man hours - conducting massive investigations into Frawley's law suite against Steve Leigh. The fourth generation of FBI agents are confident in the development of new evidence. (see page 2)

BIG BUST (continued): Using the Top Secret Code Name "Operation Table", now divulged to the public for the first time, the FBI and Secret Service are working hand in hand, around the clock. They're building the airtight law suite, investigating each of Steve Leigh's illegal WFFCW activities. Although there have been no indictments, arrests, trials, or convictions to date, the conclusion of these cases promises to be imminent. This law suite will make world history. (continued Sunday)

Sunday February 10, 2008

Shown above: Jubilant Ed LEERKOPF™ Frawley proudly displays enough evidence to put Steve Leigh away for eternity plus another eternity.

"The fact is, this is a righteous bust. We got his ass. We got his ass good this time!", boasted Frawley.

In those bags are millions of 100% pure, chemically processed, contraband IP numbers, which all tested positive for Steve Leigh's computer and matched his DNA. Secured in the vaults of the FBI, the contraband IPs are being held as Federal evidence, for use by United States Attorneys.

"My computer guy traced him all the way into Florida, but it finally paid off. At the end of the day, we made it home alive. The fact is, Leigh's going down big time!", Frawley threatened, with a delighted smile on his face.

"We worked hard - extra hard on this one. In all these years, he was our toughest case to ever crack. But Leigh is a done deal. The fact is, I'm not only a breeding, training, and dog expert. I'm a computer expert, too, and with some help from the FBI, we got the goods on him."

"When World Research Expert Closed Doors K9 Concepts Chef Will Rambeau ran the background 10-28 on Leigh, we weren't even surprised. He uncovered enough dirt to choke a vacuum cleaner.", declared Frawley.

"The FBI profiled Leigh. Their final conclusion was "Serial Commenter". As usual, they were right. We may never know how many comments Leigh has made."

Frawley continued, "The fact is, Voodoo Louie Castle also has a long history of making comments. There isn't a message board he hasn't invaded and infected. Louie claims he was a police sergeant 3 years before he was a policeman. He claims he was the Department K9 Trainer for 20 years in a police department with no K9 Trainer. The fact is, before I kicked him off my LEERKOPF™ website, Voodoo Louie ran an intense 3 year investigation on Leigh."

"Leigh is guilty of thousands of counts of Felony Quoting. If you don't believe that, you probably think Charles Manson got out of jail last month.", said Frawley.

Frawley clearly and patiently described all the technical facts and details of DNA testing. "For those that might doubt it, even Leigh's own friends or doctors, here's the visual proof. We consulted Dr. Michael Baird at DDC - the world's most respected DNA laboratory. The fact is, they compared Leigh's DNA to the IP numbers and all the pages of the WFFCW. Look at the official test results. There is absolutely no doubt. The fact is, they are identical matches."

Leigh, Steve

FBI Evidence

DNA sample #CD-17036-TA - FLP/PCR

ATGC: verified

Leigh, Steve

Contraband IPs

DNA sample #RB-31193-LL - RFLP/PCR

ATGC: verified

Leigh, Steve

WFFCW Webpages

DNA sample #LP-54902-MW - FLP/PCR

ATGC: verified

Frawley then explained, "To prove how his criminal mind works, Leigh thought he could hide behind that Mongolian webhost. He even tried to route his WFFCW through Antarctica and Iceland. But we caught up with him. The fact is, Leigh can run, but he can't hide."

"Like my good personal friend, Sheriff John Bunnell, I'm getting one more dirtbag off the streets. John called me on my secret private phone about a week ago. Here's what Sheriff John Bunnell had to say about Leigh. I recorded this call with his permission."

I’m Sheriff John Bunnell. It’s been my experience that all criminals feel they’re above the law. They’re not responsible for the consequences of their actions. Tonight Leigh is gonna learn a few lessons about crime and punishment, and so will you, so hold on tight .... the action starts now!

Although Leigh's criminal antics may seem amusing, there's nothing funny about doing life in a federal penitentiary. You do the crime .... you do the time! I’m Sheriff John Bunnell, and I’ve been an officer long enough to know that some things never change. Crooks still think they can get away and cops will do anything they can to stop 'em. It’s always interesting, sometimes terrifying, but it’s never boring. Leigh's life is one high speed chase .... and we're riding shotgun!

For criminals like Leigh, cash is for taking .... cars are for chasing .... and laws are for breaking! Get ready, Leigh, you’re about to see what it’s really like. I’m Sheriff John Bunnell, with over 27 years in the law enforcement business. You're quick .... you're slick .... and you can pull some tricks! But you left a trail a mile wide. You're on your way .... out of the frying pan .... and into a jail cell! We get the calls, we get the tips. We heard you like going to the bars. Pretty soon, the only bars you'll be seeing will be the ones on your cell door.

I'm Sheriff John Bunnell. Like cars crashing and glass smashing, Leigh's WFFCW rams .... it slams .... it batters .... and it shatters! You were on the clock, Leigh .... but then your time ran out!

In just 3 days - only 72 hours - Former Reserve Deputy Ed LEERKOPF™ Frawley has worked thousands of major high profile cases with me. I'm Sheriff John Bunnell, and criminals don't like me, because when we take 'em down .... we take 'em down hard!

Nothing slips through the cracks when Ed LEERKOPF™ Frawley is on a case. You went the wrong way down a one way street, Leigh. Now you'll get a one way ticket .... straight to the slammer! This time, you grabbed a tiger by the tail. I'm Sheriff John Bunnell, and I've got a message for Leigh: cars and bullets are safe .... but only when they're standing still!

Crime is a one way ride. You take your pick .... you get your kick. But when the cell door slams .... you'll feel sick! I'm Sheriff John Bunnell, and thanks for listening. Until next time, I'm Sheriff John Bunnell.

Frawley then continued, "I will publicly broadcast this. I will put this on my LEERKOPF™ website. I will let the world know. The fact is, my website now has over 57 million members and gets 815 million hits every hour."

"Another good friend, John Walsh from America's Most Wanted, called me and asked me if I would do a live TV interview for him about my WFFCW law suite. The fact is, since 1952, John's been following all my other law suites, and he realized - this is The Big One."

"I recorded John Walsh's call. Here's what he had to say about Leigh's WFFCW."

Criminals always have a choice, and Leigh made his. Major crimes are my specialty, and I figured out how to catch fugitives without a gun. America is ready for intelligent talk, and I figured out how to catch fugitives without a gun. I am ready to bring some humanity to TV. The time is now. I figured out how to catch fugitives without a gun .... What? Oh. I already said that.

One missing child is one too many. Adam's abduction was our private hell - but it was not an isolated incident. On any given day, any number of children are absent from their homes for div....

Huh? Speak up, Ed! What? We have a bad connection - are you on a sellfone? Hello? Is the battery dead? Hey! You don't talk like that to ME, Ed! What's all that racket?

(Brenda, get me 8 aspirin.)

What? Then turn the table saw OFF, Ed. Now turn off the TV, Ed. What? Huh? Ed, what the hell IS that? Is that Gay Rap music I hear in the background? Well turn off the stereo, too, Ed. What? Then turn off BOTH stereos. Huh? For Christ's sake, Ed - turn the damn RADIO off!

Ed? I'm losing my patience here - I am STARTING to LOSE my PATIENCE! Is that a lawnmower in your house? WILL YOU TURN OFF THE GODDAMN LAWNMOWER, Ed? Mow your Goddamn living room some other time, Goddamn it. Huh? What? Well mow your DEN some other time then.

(Brenda, go get my medication.)

Ed? No wonder Leigh calls you LEERKOPF! Right. Sure, Ed. Brenda said I'd give you 3 minutes, Ed, so shut up and let me talk about Leigh's WFFCW.

It's not only terrifying but it's frightening, if you think about Leigh making the WFFCW. A fear-provoking website that shows what Ed LEERKOPF™ Frawley writes. An intimidating website that exposes Voodoo Louie Castle, Research Expert Chef Will Rambo, and others. That's why we profiled Leigh and ran his DNA. His DNA was an exact match. It was a one in a million long shot, and it paid off.

Imagine somebody entering your home. In this particular case we had two dogs at home and it frightened those two dogs to the point where they went to a back room.

I'm asking everyone to call 1-800-CRIME-TV. The phone lines are open. Special Agents are waiting for your calls around the clock. You can remain anonymous, but if you have the evidence, make that call and supply that information about Leigh's WFFCW. I'll talk to you personally. Just mention the secret code word "LEERKOPF", and the calls will be transferred to me, day or night. Together, we can stop this fugitive criminal dead in his tracks.

(Brenda, if Frawley calls here, route his call to Burger King.)

Ed - I have to go now. My other phones are ringing .... What? No, Ed - John Bunnell and I will open the reward account .... Huh? No, Ed .... WHAT? .... No, we'll take care of the account. Ed, I said NO - you take care of the pooper scoopers, and we'll take care of the bank account. Bye, Ed.

(Brenda, cancel Frawley's guest spot, and if you let his calls through, you're fired.)

Yeah, OK. I'll do that, Ed. OK. OK. Yeah, OK! OK. OK. Bye, Ed. OK! Bye, Ed!

In a confident tone of voice, Frawley confirmed, "Sheriff John Bunnell and John Walsh each personally put up $10,000,000.00 cash rewards, so I added $2,000,000.00 of my own. The fact is, I had to sell over 7500 puppies in 2 weeks, but it was worth it."

"My long time, closest friend is DOG The Bounty Hunter. When the action goes down, I'll have DOG covering my back. I trained him myself when he was a puppy. The fact is, DOG and Beth also contributed $3,000,000.00 to the reward fund. DOG contributed $1,000,000.00 and Beth's breasts contributed $1,000,000.00 each.", stated Frawley.

"I asked DOG to make this call, just to see if Leigh would surrender, and we recorded every word. Here's DOG's side of the call."

click on either pic to hear dog's famous phone call

Leigh! Hey! Hi - DOG here. So where you at? You know what asshole? I'm gonna file bond jumpin' on you, you 9mm packin' ice head. What the fuck are YOU laughing at? If you wanna stay out of jail buddy, you better fuckin' show up right now with your WFFCW LEERKOPF™ computer. Yeah, listen, we got ya .... you know what motherfucker? You better come in right now, you motherfuckin' tweak. You better get over here right NOW, or I'm gonna put the pressu.... Shit! The little son of a bitch laughed at me and hung up the fuckin' phone! Beth! Call Kamikaze Airways! Get me on a plane! Leland! Lyssa! Where are they? Where are my feathers? Hurry up! Go find my fuckin' feathers! I'm gonna go hang some fuckin' chrome on the little bastard's wrists!

Then Frawley added, "As you can see right here, DOG asked me to join his team. The fact is, I'm working on my wardrobe, beard, hairstyle, accessories, and tattoos, with suggestions from DOG and Beth."

As the interview ended, Frawley told our reporter, "If you have solid evidence, that $25,000,000.00 reward is yours."

(During the broadcast, Steve Leigh called our reporter and politely asked: "Can I please have the money if I turn myself in?")

"The fact is, I'm producing a new, copyrighted, boxed collector's set - 28 DVDs - personally autographed by me! Only one million sets will be made."

"It's the full story of my law suite: "The Big Bust - The WFFCW Crimes on Steve Leigh's Computer". The set will show the entire, unedited Federal Task Force takedown of the WFFCW. Watch my LEERKOPF™ website for the release date announcement of these DVDs. Here is my copyrighted DVD cover art. The fact is, this special boxed set will become a rare collector's item."