Voodoo Louie - Our Hero

Voodoo Louie - The SWAT Man Hero - 1978

Here's Voodoo Louie Castle - proudly decked out, showing off his elite SWAT gear. I love it! Covered in belts, straps, buckles, pouches, velcro, snaps, clips, and more straps. He's wearing U.S. military surplus - it's VOODOO bondage time. The guy looks great!

Louie's ready for anything. Armed robberies, alien space invasion, nuclear attacks, hostage situations, airport takeovers - whatever you can dream of - whatever you can't dream of.

This looks like one very happy man, and who could blame him? With his Elvis Presley sideburns, sophisticated hairdo, and that classy mustache, Voodoo Louie must have been knocking the women out cold! Or maybe he was knocking the men out cold ..... who knows? Ask Voodoo Louie. You can be sure of an honest answer. Voodoo Louie's "stroll" was Santa Monica and Western - the Blue Oyster Bar - do you really need to know any more?

Apparently, Voodoo Louie hadn't yet heard of body armor, also known as a bulletproof vest. I've owned three. A Safariland and two Second Chances. But I didn't have any department to pay for mine.

Voodoo Louie Poses For You - 1979

This is a very frightening picture. Anyone with a gun and a badge is very, very dangerous. It's just my opinion, but psychos shouldn't even have badges or guns.

Louie's "Disco King" hairdo appears to be cemented in place with at least one full can of AquaNet hairspray. A baton to the head probably wouldn't move the hair. But a baton to the head might have cleared up Voodoo Louie's mind. Well ..... it's far too late to even discuss that now.

Now I want to ask YOU to look very carefully at the picture above. Look to the left of Louie. I know trees, sky, clouds, and bushes when I see them, and what I'm seeing is not trees, sky, clouds, or bushes. I can see what's in front of my eyes.

There's something floating in the air in that picture. It looks like something from a nightmare, a Voodoo Mutant Creature of some kind.

People - please look carefully. PLEASE TELL ME: what the hell is that thing? It seems to have long white hair, at least 5 legs, a face like a gorilla, and a huge, banana shaped nose.

I magnified it (below) and still couldn't understand. It looks like it has a mouth full of teeth going every which way.

No way that's part of any tree.

The whole world might think I'm crazy. That picture came right from Voodoo Louie - it's "Graduation Day" or something.

Maybe you think I edited that picture.

I DID NOT

Don't EVER tell me that Voodoo Louie isn't involved in some kind of voodoo. I'm not listening.

Voodoo Louie Poses For You Again - 1980

Here's another joy filled picture of Voodoo Louie Castle, with the sideburns, puffball hairdo, and that dedicated look on his handsome, happy face.

This is a man completely lacking dignity, integrity, morals, character, and ethics.

This is a man who never learned what the word "honest" means.

This is Voodoo Louie Castle.

If you need to vomit right now, it's OK - you're not alone. I'll be right behind you.

Louie claims all kinds of training to become a police K9 handler, but some phone calls to people from Mandelyn Kennels in Bakersfield have proven Voodoo Louie can't even be truthful about that.

The Famous Voodoo Louie

Demonstration - 1980

This is a picture of Voodoo Louie Castle hard at work, demonstrating a real police K9.

I think this is "Pretty Boy Gerd", Louie's one and only police K9.

The 10 year old school children in this class loved it when Louie tried to demonstrate the dog playing the piano. That didn't work at all. "Pretty Boy Gerd" didn't know any Stevie Wonder songs, so he pissed on the leg of the piano.

Everyone laughed at how much attention Louie's dog paid to Louie. None.

What's missing here? Voodoo Louie's shock collar! "Pretty Boy Gerd" isn't wearing his shock collar!

Even the school teacher is laughing so hard, she'll hit the floor soon. Louie certainly knows how to safely hold a leash. Surprising as it may be, every K9 officer alive knows never to hold a leash in their gun hand.

Louie forgot his hairspray on this exciting, momentous occasion. That hairdo is going wild. It needs a few blasts of AquaNet.

More Of The Famous Voodoo Louie

Demonstration - 1980

Voodoo Louie "demonstrates" this dim-witted version of "bitework" on a waxed wood floor, probably in the same place as his famous "Voodoo Louie Demonstration".

Louie's "leash handling" again shows exactly how experienced he actually is.

Louie really should have done this: (a) pass the leash through the leash handle, (b) make a big loop, (c) place the loop over his head, (d) when the dog lunges, the leash tightens up, like a choke collar. Then the leash is completely out of Louie's way.

That would have left his hands free to do real cop stuff, like fixing his puffball hairdo and patting himself on his back.

Whoever that "helper" is, he's lucky he's never been near real dogs. He would have lasted about 10 seconds with 2 SEK dogs in muzzles.

This is a clear example of "force feeding" a sleeve. That "helper" is utterly inexperienced in bitework.

Even More Of The Famous Voodoo Louie

Demonstration - 1980

This is a picture to STUDY.

The schmuck "helper" is literally shoving the freaking sleeve into the dog, who can't get traction, and is back on his haunches, with no room to maneuver. This is sick. The "helper" deserves a ruptured spleen.

Voodoo Louie is out of his mind to put this picture out in public.

You can go vomit again if you need to.

Voodoo Louie Castle

Proudly Defending Culver City

Against aliens from outer space, illegal parking, jaywalking, and overdue library books.

But it was actually Voodoo Louie's personal specialty:

Failure To Flush In Public Restrooms

(California Penal Code 915504.116 § PISS: Public Interest Sanitary Service)

that earned Louie a Department Commendation Award.

Voodoo Louie Castle was the PISS Specialist!

When he wasn't disabled, Louie bravely waged his "war on crime"

for properly flushed toilets,

clean public restroom facilities, and fresh, full rolls of toilet paper.

Don't even TRY to say that Voodoo Louie isn't into something abnormal. Why the hell is the ground turning green in front of him? Something is going on here. It has to do with Voodoo and probably space aliens, too. It could even be nuclear radioactive overflow from a restroom.

My hero and your hero - Voodoo Louie Castle, hard at work, "on patrol".

Voodoo Louie - the psycho with a badge and a gun - working hard to keep Culver City a damn good place for most sane people to stay the hell out of.

Culver City Police Department liked Voodoo Louie Castle. Especially when he kept himself busy for years riding the sick book, being disabled, and intentionally injuring himself.

The more time Louie spent at hospitals, doctor's offices, therapy, and being disabled, the less time anybody had to put up with him. Louie perfected the system of "income without work" at Culver City Police Department. If you think I'm kidding, read the Voodoo Louie "MARTYR" page and see for yourself.

That's why Culver City "assigned" Voodoo Louie as the "Department K9 Trainer". That's a position which never existed in Culver City Police Department.

"Voodoo Louie's K9 Unit"

sometime around 1984

(probably more like 1989)

Here is another picture that Voodoo Louie put on his "professional website". Is this some kind of proof that Voodoo Louie is the "Department K9 Trainer"?

I don't think so, Ladies and Gentlemen.

This is the unchanged photo from Voodoo Louie. I'd suggest you check for yourself, but Voodoo has deleted all the pictures.

First, let's take a look at the police car. It's a fairly new Dodge Diplomat. According to research with Dodge, this model looked about the same from 1977 through 1989.

In approximately 1984, California passed a law requiring reflective license plates, and began phasing out the earlier blue and yellow style license plate. The California license plate style pictured below is known as the 1984 base, and shows the "E" "exempt" octagon, which is issued to city governments. Some research indicates that license plates are manufactured in sequential numerical order. This style was only produced for approximately two years. That small detail confirms the date of this picture fairly accurately.

this is a rare collectors item, an exempt CA license plate, issued in 1987

as you can see, in 1987 the numbering order was in the 065000 range

click the plate and learn some facts about CA license plates and dates

In the picture above, one person has a sergeant's badge and sergeant's stripes on his sleeves. Voodoo Louie's "website picture gallery" identifies the gentleman with the stripes as Sergeant Seth Fogel. Louie claims he's the one in the middle, on the right side.

With the above photos, "Sergeant" Voodoo Louie Castle was intelligent enough to prove that he is not a sergeant. He has no stripes. Louie's not even a corporal. Corporals have stripes, too.

Right here, Voodoo Louie publicly claims to be a police sergeant since 1973. Every photograph supplied by Voodoo Louie illustrates the lack of stripes, which are mandatory - not optional - for the rank of sergeant. Check for yourself.

But there's no reason to let reality or honesty interfere with Voodoo Louie's internet lies, fantasies, and claims. Below, I'm going to fix that problem.

If you've examined the other pictures on this page, Voodoo Louie's "disco king puffball" hairdo is a thing of the past. No more AquaNet for Louie. Louie's hair is really turning white and disappearing. He's also becoming a fat slob.

That must be a result of his high stress job and all the major responsibilities Louie never had. Louie's contrived injuries and intentional disabilities contributed to his lengthy rides on the sick book, as you can discover on Louie's K9 Martyr page.

This photo is pretty consistent with Louie's other famous photos. He's wearing his fancy chrome cannon on the left, in the "old west cowboy gunslinger" position.

Notice the exempt license plate numbering is in the 091000 range.

The photo above is changed from Voodoo Louie's website. I hugged it with Paintshop.

This is how simple it is to turn Voodoo Louie Castle into a sergeant. A little cut and paste, and presto ....

Voodoo Louie Castle Is Promoted

(note to Sergeant Fogel - I'm sorry I turned you into a fat slob. I'm sure you really don't deserve that)

If Chief Ted Cooke was in this picture, I think I could have made Voodoo Louie Castle into the Chief of Police.

Now Louie is believable. He has some real credibility. Plus - he lost about 90 pounds of sloppy fat and the beer gut.

Sergeant Voodoo Louie Castle

In about 2 minutes, Voodoo Louie got some stripes to back up his thousands of misleading (lying) internet message claims.

I probably should have put his puffball hairdo on him, too.

Voodoo Louie Lies to the Court

Voodoo Louie Castle vs. Steve Leigh

Cowering in fear like a battered, beaten housewife,

Voodoo Louie Castle petitioned the Los Angeles Superior Court for a restraining order on December 29, 2004.

The petition clearly states, "This is not a Court Order".

Voodoo Louie lied under oath.

I was served with a copy of the petition on January 14, 2005 by local Florida deputies.